Who Moved My Chops?: NMA Reunion Post Posts 4

Here's the dance band at the dinner/dance. When these old farts swing, they're in danger of falling over completely!

My Favorite Quotes

"You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say." - Bill Clinton
"Your 'normal' person will have a couple drinks and go to bed. I, however, have a couple drinks and go to Mexico!" - Chris Moore
"You do not truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother." - Einstein
"When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another. " - Alan Alda
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." - Churchill
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." - Douglas Adams
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
"All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals. " - Homer Simpson
“When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity.” - Einstein
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” - Heinlein
"A day without sunshine... is like night!" - Steve Martin
"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand" - Vonnegut
"From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put." - Churchill
"I'm a victim of coicumstance" - The Three Stooges
"In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards." - Mark Twain

Who Moved My Chops?