This is the NMA Stage/Dance Band, getting down with their bad selves. At our age, it's easy to get down, it's the getting back up again that is tricky.
"You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say." - Bill Clinton
"Your 'normal' person will have a couple drinks and go to bed. I, however, have a couple drinks and go to Mexico!" - Chris Moore
"You do not truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother." - Einstein
"When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another. " - Alan Alda
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." - Churchill
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." - Douglas Adams
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
"All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals. " - Homer Simpson
“When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity.” - Einstein
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” - Heinlein
"A day without sunshine... is like night!" - Steve Martin
"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand" - Vonnegut
"From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put." - Churchill
"I'm a victim of coicumstance" - The Three Stooges
"In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards." - Mark Twain
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