A miracle has happened! I was napping under a banyan tree by Lake Taneycomo today when the Lady of the Lake appeared unto me. She was dressed in glittering Ruthenium which shone like the sun and said her name was Dracrevocsid. She held aloft Axecalibur (a Les Paul Supreme) and gave it unto me, saying, "Take this axe, young page, for no longer a mere apprentice shall you be! With this magic axe you will embark upon a quest to regain the Lost Chops of JD."
At last! I hold in my hands Axecalibur! And with it, I shall go hence to claim JD's Lost Chops.